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i feel like this video is an aborted Mannequin sequel. Like, I can’t be the only one who feels this way right? Just look at it. This entire video is the exact plot of the 1980’s Andrew McCarthy project ‘Mannequin’. I mean no one but him can see that this chick is made of plastic. And also it just generally looks like all the bad parts of the 80’s exploded on it. Sans all the cocaine and all the AIDS.

I can’t find a way to watch Tinker Tailor Solider Spy or Wrath of the Titans online. This is like my own personal 9/11

Umm can we all just discuss for a minute the fact that the one time I comment on a video on youtube I get like a bajillion thumbs up?…Cause that’s what that number means right? Cause that’s what I’m going to tell people from now on.

BRB I’m being too famous for everyone right now!

This time last year I wore a size 36 pair of jeans

Now I’m down to a 34. That doesn’t sound like much but shut up and let me have my fucking moment you piece of shit!

Dear Everyone,

Meet my new undies. Theyre so new I only got them yesterday. Also they fit a lot more snug than the ones I used to have…I like that.

Sincerely Yours,

Ant Wyant

Ps, also meet my legs. <3

Camera: iPhone 4S
Aperture: f/2.4
Exposure: 1/15th
Focal Length: 1mm

I want to open up a French pastry shop with Kanye West and Jay-z.

It’ll be called ‘That Shit Crepe’

Jojo has a new video out

Jojo has a new fucking video out!

I don’t know why I just got so excited over that. Is it weird that I got excited over it? i literally just saw it on mtvhits (if you can even warrant any video on that channel a “hit”) and now I think I might be obsessed. Like I’ve already listened/watched the video on youtube like a million times already. OMG U GUIZE! Am I wrong in thinking that this song and/or video is completely awesome sauce?! Cause like, I’m in it for the long haul. After I heard the Marvin’s Room cover, I was like “You guys, this is some serious shit right here you guys. Like I’m for real serious about it!” But then no one listened to me cause the only person who hangs around with me is my cat…So yeah. Bye.

I just came to learn that Wikipedia has an entire page dedicated to the wonders that is the “Female Ejaculation”…it’s probably best not to ask how I know this.

I’m literally in love. Like, honestly. Is that weird? Cause I feel like its weird.

Ever since I joined tumblr, I’ve been feeling the weird, gross, strangling pull of my inner fan girl. Like honestly, I really hate when people are like OMG I THINK IM IN LURVE WIT DIS CELEB! cause I’m sitting here all like “Bearch, you is cray! He ain’t nevah gon know you is alivez!”. Because 1) thats how I talk, and 2) it’s the fucking truth. But like, whenever I look at his face, I just melt. Like, honestly Misha Collins is muh soulmate…who just happens to be married to a genetic female and in ownership of an offspring. All I want for christmas this year, is his mouth on my mouth. And anything that happens afterwards, its just Destiny. Which is the name of our adopted black baby girl.

(Source: mr-chekov)

I’ve made it you guys!

I finally closed the deal with Fox. You can now all look forward to my new reality game show premiering this fall. It’s called Are you smarter than a Vietnamese Tranny Hooker, hosted by Alan Cumming.